LianneStokes

There's a guy outside my window sitting on a white horse. He's got a bottle of Veuve tucked under his arm and is lightly strumming the ukulele. I told him to fuck off. I've got a man! Just met my match on "the 'space." Now I can say I'm "In a relationship."

Nov 17 2006 8:16 AMFlag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: Spanking in NYC
Body: Greetings

48 yr old guy here in nyc. I noticed your profile in a spanking group here on MySpace---"Naughty Spanking Stories". That is the reason for my emil. I would like to give you a hand spanking. Will pay 200.00 for the opportunity--no sex---just spanking. Let me know if you are interested. And if you aren't perhaps an attractive friend can use the quick infusion of some cash.

George

My response:

That's my friend's group. She edited a book called "Naughty Spankings." If you spanked me I'd knock your teeth out.

Why do I always play hard to get? Is it because I am having a(nother) nervous breakdown? Or... do I have daddy issues? George! It's not you it's me. However... hmmm... I could use the cash.