Friday, November 24, 2006
I'm so fucking glad you asked!
Q: I am trying to feng shui my desk at work and I am confused. I am in a cubicle. Should I start from the entrance to the cubicle, or from where I sit? --iVillager txgal25
Sweet Li's answer: Start with the fact that you think that if you reposition one of your three panel Dilbert comics facing southwest, you'll find Romeo and "get a promotion." Bitch, I beg you to stooop it! Really.
What is in feces? (OHHH I LOVED THIS ONE!)
Feces, is waste product from an animal's digestive system tract expelled through the anus. The word faeces is the plural of the Latin word fæx meaning "dregs".
Now you can say, "Those apricots gave me the dregs!"
OHHH! Here's some WAY MORE FUN INFO.
The distinctive odor of feces is due to bacterial action. Bacteria produce compounds such as indole, skatole, and thiols (sulfur containing compounds), as well as the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that are responsible for the odor of flatulence. (I once knew a girl that had the worst smelling farts EVER! We called them "Death farts." Once I was in a car with her and she death farted! I opened the door and jumped out while she was doing 25 down a back road. It was that bad. BUT SOOOO HILARIOUS!
Because I never stop working for you-- here's some info. on farts. It will be useful the next time you're on an interview or are looking to impress your sig. other's mom!
Flatulence is a mixture of gases that are produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals, and aerosolized particles of feces, and it is released under pressure through the anus with a characteristic sound and odor. (HAAAAAAA!!!!! Do you love how the author described the farting noise as "a characteristic sound and odor?") You ain't kidding, soldier!
Q: Where does a vanilla bean grow?
Sweet Li: Oh now you're boring me! Later.
Sweet Li's answer: Start with the fact that you think that if you reposition one of your three panel Dilbert comics facing southwest, you'll find Romeo and "get a promotion." Bitch, I beg you to stooop it! Really.
What is in feces? (OHHH I LOVED THIS ONE!)
Feces, is waste product from an animal's digestive system tract expelled through the anus. The word faeces is the plural of the Latin word fæx meaning "dregs".
Now you can say, "Those apricots gave me the dregs!"
OHHH! Here's some WAY MORE FUN INFO.
The distinctive odor of feces is due to bacterial action. Bacteria produce compounds such as indole, skatole, and thiols (sulfur containing compounds), as well as the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that are responsible for the odor of flatulence. (I once knew a girl that had the worst smelling farts EVER! We called them "Death farts." Once I was in a car with her and she death farted! I opened the door and jumped out while she was doing 25 down a back road. It was that bad. BUT SOOOO HILARIOUS!
Because I never stop working for you-- here's some info. on farts. It will be useful the next time you're on an interview or are looking to impress your sig. other's mom!
Flatulence is a mixture of gases that are produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals, and aerosolized particles of feces, and it is released under pressure through the anus with a characteristic sound and odor. (HAAAAAAA!!!!! Do you love how the author described the farting noise as "a characteristic sound and odor?") You ain't kidding, soldier!
Q: Where does a vanilla bean grow?
Sweet Li: Oh now you're boring me! Later.
